You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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