im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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