so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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