Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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