All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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