Joe is yelling at the trees again.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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