i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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