Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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