He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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