Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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