You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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