Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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