Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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