so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i will never coherently bang her
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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