What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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