I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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