i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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