Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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