mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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