i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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