I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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