i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think people are normalizing furries
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Randomize