I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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