Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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