Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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