I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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