I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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