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say what?
wanna hang out?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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