I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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