Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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