i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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