We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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