I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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