Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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