YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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