I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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