He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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