I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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