So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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