I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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