Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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