Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I need to align my fucking chakras
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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