just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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