i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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