Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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