i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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