She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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