lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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