upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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