it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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